I don't want to hear another peep about hexbear being obsessed with cum.
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we need a total and complete shutdown of oligarch sperm entering these uteri until we can figure out what’s going on
Okay I literally made up a guy who sold unvaxxed loads out of a closed down old navy store as a bit and it turns out I was at the lathe the whole time.
Why do these people think that there are hordes of women just salivating at the thought of voluntarily becoming a single mother?
How long until Elon names a kid "Sigma?" Place your bets now, folks
Yeah that’s why you can’t get laid signull, feeemales won’t date anyone but a basketball player-tall aryan billionaires, not that you’re a misogynistic asshole.
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