Pissing is fun but pooping i just hate it why oh why poop why oh why oh why so much poop.
Maybe i wouldn't hate it as much if i just accepted i have a gluten allergy instead of living in denial so i can eat bread that isn't made out of depression and sawdust.
Just hold it in then. Not pooping will increase your productivity and maximize your contribution to the economy.
On that poopless grindset training my intenstines to compress it into diamonds so I can sell as a side hustle