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EstraDoll [she/her] to badposting • 5 months ago

I DIDN'T SERVE THIS COUNTRY TO PROTECT NO "FREEDOMS", I DID IT FOR ME SO I COULD GET A 10% DISCOUNT OFF MY MEAL AT CRACKER BARREL. CAN I GET A "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"???

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I DIDN'T SERVE THIS COUNTRY TO PROTECT NO "FREEDOMS", I DID IT FOR ME SO I COULD GET A 10% DISCOUNT OFF MY MEAL AT CRACKER BARREL. CAN I GET A "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"???

EstraDoll [she/her] to badposting • 5 months ago
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  • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Cracker Barrel is two woke now, did you not get the memo? I eat exclusively at Chik fil a now.

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  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Technically I'm a food server, and so therefore served. I should get a discount too.

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    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      thank you for your service, braver than the troops o7

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      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        I'm gonna get a hat that says Food Wars Veteran and go everywhere in a motorized chair now that I'm a veteran server.

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  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    REST IN PEACE TO THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE
    I DIVE IN HER CERVIX

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    even lamer then getting blown up for a Camaro

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  • princeofsin [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Shut up, nerd

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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    TRUE PATRIOTS IN CHARGE

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  • lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 months ago

    o7

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