• Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 months ago

    Day one policy: send a dozen nukes to Iran

    Probably send some to Venezuela too. Definitely some to Cuba, after unilaterally lifting the embargo there too.

    He'd probably be shot in the back of the head by secret service mid announcement and no explanation or follow up would ever be provided for the assassination. Just an understanding that the president isn't really in charge of foreign policy

    • Vncredleader
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      3 months ago

      He has a plate in his head now tho. He is golden

    • GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]
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      3 months ago

      "President Christman you can't just mobilize the military to nationalize insulin manufactures overnight."

      "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!"

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      3 months ago

      Oh geez I started voting and now I can't stop voting and there's ballots everywhere and I am totally unequipped to handle this.