• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    The ultimate irony

    Bernie gets put as frontrunner

    All the Bidenites and Hillary Pillaries go on to protest vote for the Constitution Party, tanking Bernie's campaign and letting Trump win

    This is considered the ultimate act of civility ever carried out

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    steel cage wrasslin match between Brandon, Drumpf and Barnie Sandals. Whoever gets the three count and woos the crowd wins the belt and the presidency. Belt will be worn at all press conferences to signal the champ’s dominance in the ring.