"And I say unto you - how large is your Holy Bbibble? Is it the size of your Holy SUV or at least your other car? Do not be ashamed if it is not. The word of the Lord is a powerful thing... a powerful thing... a truly powerful thing. But if you can open your Holy Book without hydraulic assistance - you may not be as great a Christian as you think!" parishioners in his megachurch clap and some yell "Praise God!"
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"And I say unto you - how large is your Holy Bbibble? Is it the size of your Holy SUV or at least your other car? Do not be ashamed if it is not. The word of the Lord is a powerful thing... a powerful thing... a truly powerful thing. But if you can open your Holy Book without hydraulic assistance - you may not be as great a Christian as you think!" parishioners in his megachurch clap and some yell "Praise God!"