Yeah, so glad that never happened to me

Me emerging from my mother's birth canal dressed in a suit and bowtie with glasses

"WELL, HOW DID I GET HERE?"

I tried to play it cool and be like, "Wazzup? " but it just came out as crying and flailing around

Plus, you're naked the whole time

Not the whole time. Sometimes you get put in stupid looking underwear so you can shit yourself without dignity while everyone laughs at how smelly you are.