How y'all Canucks doin anyway?
3rd 12 hour night shift. I'm fucking over it. I will sleep through Canada day
Seeing a queer friend for the last time before I move.
I say we attack Canada while they're all out grilling their poutine or whatever it is they do.
It would be funny. We could redraw the borders to be really inconvenient, think having to cross the borders 5 times to get over a single bridge.
To honour Canada Day, as recommended by the government, my friends and I pick a random country, travel there, and then dig open pit mines on Indigenous land and dump toxic chemicals into the water supply. As the founding fathers intended.
And as the Philippines, I should probably throw your garbage back at y'all... then again, we're a comprador nation to U.S so who knows...