Tiny Brain: "The GOP won the election by running a more cut-throat campaign, based on populism and braced by the fascist anti-democratic governors of swing states"

Idea Brain: "The GOP won the election by appealing to America's incel community. Democrats were too angelic to stoop to their disgusting level"

Enlightened Brain: "The GOP won the election because Russia tricked everyone with Facebook Ads"

Galaxy Brain: "The GOP won the election because Howie Hawkins rigged the vote".