I mean if one simply applies Occam's Razor, Biden being targeted by the commie death ray is a much more likely explanation than being older than god

Oh no! The Chinese have targetted our beloved smol bean genocidaire president with their terrible Second Law of Thermodynamics Ray! Those bastards are increasing the entropy within a system, leading to replication errors in dna and other factors giving rise to sensecne in biological creatures! Those heartless communist bastards, how could they inflict the natural process of aging on our believed presidente and only savior!?!?!??!

next they're going to pay yeonmi park to claim this is secret north korean super weapon that runs on umbilical cords or something

When would anybody get close enough to Biden to hit him with the Orb of Confusion LMAO

We are witnessing the rise of BlueAnon

Havana stutter cold

If I had the opportunity to use an energy weapon on him mid-debate, I would have just used a lead one instead

Havana couple billion beta amyloid plaques in tha brain

What if the real Havana Syndrome was the relentless passage of time all along?

Next time I request sick time at work I'm gonna cite Havana Syndrome.