• Sasuke [comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    he should schedule the debate to be at midnight, but then make sure to equip himself with a beam proof helmet and an energy shield. when everyone sees how coherent he is—and he will be coherent, because the chinese-russian rays won't get to him—the electoral map will turn as blue as the fur on sonic's feet

  • plinky [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    the biden is the sun, the kamala is the moon, both dancing in the skies of power monkey-typewriter

      • plinky [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        nono, they are both shards of primeval light planet-hillary - girlboss and warcrimes

  • Edamamebean [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    And then they can put on a play called The Night President Comeith

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      5 months ago

      You gotta pay NATO if you want in Ukraine's hole

      It's Ukraine's soul not hole

      Yeah, that's what I said. Ukraine's hole.

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    Natural evolution of the Roman Republics double consul thing, instead of trading off daily - why not switch off every 12 hours?

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    5 months ago

    Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down on the nightshift
    I bet you're singing proud, I bet you'll pull a crowd
    Gonna be a long night, it's gonna be all right on the nightshift
    You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift

    • plinky [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      thats handpicked successor, sir, excuse you

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        5 months ago

        president-parrot-patriotic My apologizes donning my corronaton attire. I shall throw my self under the red carpet so as to cushion the harsh ground she will be made to walk over.

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    The next debate should be held in a Golden Corral

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    biden should pay me and everyone else that $2000 he owes us and then redacted parody