There have been some very serious and very hurtful accusations leveled among hexbears today. It is time to purge our organization of bad actors and decide once and for all which games are good.

Rank the following:

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
  • Grand Theft Auto V
  • Horizon Forbidden West
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Fallout 4
  • The Last of Us 2
  • Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
  • Metal Gear Solid V
  • Starfield
  • Marvel's Spider Man 2
  • Assassin's Creed Mirage
  • Elden Ring
  • Cyberpunk 2077

I have a list of which ones make you reactionary if you like them. Choose carefully.

  • bananon [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played. Have not played.

    Yeah I’m a gamer big-cool

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        If the game doesn't randomly explode my character and also threaten to explode my gpu despite looking like ass, is it even a real game?

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Elden ring, rdr2, mgs, and zelda are good. All others are bad. I have spoken.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 months ago

    bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad give me my one true leftist badge

  • daniyeg@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    out of these I've only played fallout 4 and it sucked so bad, but it's the only one i can rank so...

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Good (in no particular order):

    • Elden Ring
    • Cyberpunk 2077
    • GTA V

    Slop:

    • FO4
    • FO76

    Trash tier:

    • Starfield
    • Anything from Ubisoft or Nintendo

    N/A:

    • Everything else
  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    From best to worst:

    • Elden Ring

    • Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

    • Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

    • Red Dead Redemption 2

    • Grand Theft Auto V

    • The Last of Us 2

    • God of War Ragnarok

    • Horizon Forbidden West

    • Fallout 4

    • Metal Gear Solid V

    • Starfield

    Haven’t played:

    • Cyberpunk 2077

    • Assassin’s Creed Mirage

    God of War Ragnarok and Horizon Forbidden West I didn’t play I only played their first games but unless they’re fundamentally different they’d end up in the exact same place on the list

  • ryepunk [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    There is no monster hunter and therefore the list is wrong

  • Egon
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    23 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Horizon is an Ubisoft style open world game, but with robot animals and dinosaurs. Haven't played the second one, but in the first one the mid game was such a slog that I didn't touch it for years, and now I'm just letting my pre teen niece finish my playthrough. The game is actually becoming really good now lol.

      • Egon
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        23 days ago

        deleted by creator

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          It's not made by Ubisoft actually, but by Guerrilla Games, the same people that made the Killzone series. I just use "Ubisoft style" as an adjective to describe the nature of the open world. The game is expected quite well, but since it's their first attempt at something like this, there are a few pacing issues and some of the combat is repetitive on higher difficulties. But otherwise it's actually a very good game.