https://subium.com/profile/tristansnell.bsky.social/post/3kwsn45jtcz2v
Yeah, because BIDEN IS IN CRISIS CONTROL.
It's not a good thing lmao
Oh my god, that many events? They must be putting him on some nightmare chemical regiment to keep that up.
For the love of god, just let him die.
That surely includes his brain-dead effort when he spoke to Morning Joe on the phone. In fact - I wonder how many of these "public events" were ones open to the public where he talked for more than say ~5 minutes. Meet and greets are proof of life but not proof of mind.
“I’m reading from a list of lies,” Biden says by phone on MSNBC.
Why isn’t the media covering Trump* right now!?
*the most reported on person of the 21st century
you see, I built my real estate empire by living rent free in the minds of my hatersyeah, don't interrupt your opponent while they're shitting out they doodoo ass
It would be funny if he's spent all this time doing all sorts of events coked up on some crazy chem regime, and then he dies anyway from old age melting his brain.
Young aide: "So, doc - will medical regimen make him like the bionic man?"
Old Doc Scranton: "Bionic? How old are you? Actually - never mind that. Google 'bionic' later. The regimen will make him seem much better than he is for... very roughly for two months. Maybe longer or maybe shorter."
Young aide: "And after that?"
Old Doc Scranton: "I can't say but it won't be good. It might get bad - in fact. You all better pray he makes it until election day. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long."
Young aide: "Is that something I should google too?"
Old Doc Scranton: "Yeap."
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I had too much fun typing that up. I'm going to reuse those characters at least one more time.
cow