Imagine going from crack with hookers to being advisor to the president. Like he's obviously a stooge but still what an insane pivot
Really makes you think about all that Ukraine/Biden stuff...
Okay hear me out: What if we just go back to monarchy in order to stop Trump
The United States is also ran by a mad king but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
This sounds like the kind of shit they make up about Kim Jong Un or Putin, except it's actually happening
The democrats are just working on their new strategy of turning biden into trump. First they had him argue about his golf game in a Presidential debate, then they oranged him up, then they had him call into morning shows to rustle around papers and stumble through reading pre-written garbage. Now they're just doing the best with what they've got because the dang Supreme Court went and made Presidents untouchable so it's impossible to make Biden a felon and the next best thing they can do is get Hunter, famous crackhead and felon, as close to the President as possible.
The press is also avoiding covering our robust crowds at campaign events. Joe mentioned this on morning Joe yesterday!
The failing New York Times wants you to think we have small crowds because they are fake news
damn i love when dems do cover albums, those original republican tracks don't hit as hard
Even setting everything else aside, and I realize that includes an actual genocide, how are you so fucking bad at politics somebody didn't tell hunter to rent a cabin in Montana and never come back weeks ago.
Hunter being in the inner circle would (correctly) be a big story on its own but there's three other bigger fuckups sucking the oxygen out of the room.
Even if Biden was functional, this is such a terrible move. Hunter is a story that tugs at the heartstrings of voters if kept at a distance, and the biggest political liability any president could have if given power.
So why the fuck isn't he telling his dad to decriminalize all drugs. Imagine being a crack smoker and the presidents son but not doing that.
It’s already legal for him and his friends, I don’t think he cares if it’s legal for non-failsons
I won’t let that happen. I’ll call the cops on him if he suggests legalizing anything
Holy shit he's literally just Grima Wormtongue
Fuck it, time to repost it:
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On bidens deathbed he says “I want her to be president after me,” referring to his son Hunter, which Jill interprets as herself and Kamala interprets as herself. The two queens go to war, the blues vs the blacks, and the dance of Dan Quinn’s begins.
