Funniest? Taylor Swift. make her subsequent album all in Maoist Standard English
But you pretty much have to actually use it on Putin right
That's a perfect answer, really. Doing it on anyone currently in power in the US would just toss aside their power, that's not how the US can be used. Swift would be hilarious.
His party really only has himself as the head, the Communist Party is the second most popular (even if it's less radical than the name would have you believe). A joint Communist-beamed Putin and Communist Party alliance would definitely be pushed back against by the domestic bourgeoisie, but the basis for Soviet nostalgia is strong enough in the public.
I feel like Putin is smarter than that. After however many decades in the spying and politics games he'd be well aware of the need to defang them before revealing his new power level.
Line up the leaders of Russia and India and hope this gun has enough overpenetration
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Everyone is missing Modi or the Saudis as an option here. Hitting Mohammed bin Salman with it and just waiting is a winning option.
Honestly any billionaire is an option too as they have such incredible wealth that literally any of them could fund multiple revolutions and the growth of a dozen communist parties worldwide.
I'm assuming this laser turns people into communists, obviously.
Musk, the Twitter meltdowns alone would motivate me for centuries, also with his amount of money I think actual good could be done by setting up food kitchens and communes.
Just gives you a brain tumor, and you hallucinate Mao as your imaginary friend. >!Mr Robot style!<
Joe Rogan would be a powerful option, but funniest way might be Scott Walker or that Buttrock dude from Michigan.
My first thought was J.D. Vance for some reason. We don’t really want him though, but I guess the fan reaction would be stellar?
