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But wetness is the presence of moisture
Is there not moisture in the water? Ergo, water is wet.
Even under your definition, water is recursively wet.
In other other news, water can no longer be considered wet.
Pedantry Uber Alles!
you need two water molecules and they make each other wet
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
