If y'all are so insistent that water can be wet, go ahead and dry it with a towel. Checkmate chapochanners. 
Um actually saying water can be dry is revisionist as Stalin himself used "dry water" as an example of something that is impossible.
A diplomat's words must contradict his deeds -- otherwise, what sort of a diplomat is he? Words are one thing -- deeds something entirely different. Fine words are a mask to cover shady deeds. A sincere diplomat is like dry water, or wooden iron.
- Joseph Stalin (1913)
I remember this debate obliterating my junior high so thoroughly that we got in trouble for speaking about it. Literally 1967
why's the sky blue?
why is water wet?
(science can't answer these simple questions)
Water is wet but wet isn't water, plenty of things wet better than water
If there are two water molecules than each one is wet because of the other. If there is one water molecule than it isn't wet. The end.
