Anchor: "Mike, why aren't you in the Senate chamber?"

Reporter: "There was an issue that needed to be addressed."

Anchor: "An issue? What's the status of the vote?"

Reporter: "It's been interrupted by Senator Feinstein's absence."

Anchor: "But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor."

Reporter: "That's true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well... um... There's no easy way to say this - she threw her feces."

Anchor: "I see."