ahh haha you see ah we wanted to institute uhh... checks notes medium care for oil but uh actually that sounds pretty goo... oh oh medicare for all? ugh ... imean uh.. we wanted to but we ran the numbers and all we could get you were these tax deductable gold star stickers. you uh... get one for every week.. what? oh uh.. every month that you dont see a doctor while having a verified illness. this way we lessen the load on our overtaxed healthcare system and provide better care for those that want it