"Wh-wh-why was my daddy and uncle worthy of assassination b-b-but not m-" breaks down sobbing
The secret service or someone should definitely [parody] consider doing him [parody done] so that he can die happy and go to Kennedy Valhalla. Entrance requirement is being assassinated. Ted is unfortunately in the land of mindless souls for his honorless death. RFK Jr wants to avoid such a fate
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Lmfao
Talk about instilling some daddy issues in a guy
"Wh-wh-why was my daddy and uncle worthy of assassination b-b-but not m-" breaks down sobbing
The secret service or someone should definitely [parody] consider doing him [parody done] so that he can die happy and go to Kennedy Valhalla. Entrance requirement is being assassinated. Ted is unfortunately in the land of mindless souls for his honorless death. RFK Jr wants to avoid such a fate
RFK Jr laying on the ground wheezing with a 5.56 exit wound in his back: