https://xcancel.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1811205012766245036

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      Lmfao

      Talk about instilling some daddy issues in a guy

      "Wh-wh-why was my daddy and uncle worthy of assassination b-b-but not m-" breaks down sobbing

      The secret service or someone should definitely [parody] consider doing him [parody done] so that he can die happy and go to Kennedy Valhalla. Entrance requirement is being assassinated. Ted is unfortunately in the land of mindless souls for his honorless death. RFK Jr wants to avoid such a fate

      • ashinadash [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        RFK Jr laying on the ground wheezing with a 5.56 exit wound in his back:

        brainworms "F-finally... worthy... I-I'll carry on... our family legacy..." dies

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      Walk without rhythm so you won't attract the worm.

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      Damn it. That's not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.

      • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 months ago

        I have my house packed with stuffed dogs with proximity activated sound devices that emit a very real sounding dog bark.

        At least I can die laughing my ass off at the firing squad mass murder of stuffed animals in my living room immediately before I also get domed

        [parody, etc]

    • CyberSyndicalist [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      I dunno if you're gonna be an assassin it kinda makes sense. Do an easy assassination on an also-ran as a warmup up so you don't messup the big one like crooks. Besides what self respecting assassin doesn't have at least one Kennedy assassination under their belt?

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Also, as threats to our democracy lurk in every corner, please sign the petition to urge the White House to provide me with personal chefs and a chauffeur.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    He's not wrong, when was a time where US had a fuctioning democracy and assassinations of a president at the same time?

      • mayo_cider [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        This is a trick question tbh, functioning democracies are a few and far between

  • TheModerateTankie [any]
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    2 months ago

    Who would care enough to go after him? Embarrassed Kennedy family members?