Fucking dumb shithead
People love apocryphal little stories that confirm their own biases. I saw a Twitter thread the other day that started out fine with a discussion about the way that excluding women from a field of study creates blind spots and then devolved into a bunch of people saying shit like , "I heard one time a bunch MALE archeologists found an artifact and decided it was a ritual implement until a single WOMAN saw it and instantly identified it as a dildo and everybody clapped" and then a bunch of people going "lmao so true men 😂😂😂"
For some reason I just imagined a blacksmith in olde times smithing an owl
haha i'm glad i came to this thread first i was en route to putting that comic up as its own post
I was planning to as well, but then this seemed like the perfect opportunity.
you're my favorite committed internet weirdo and your posts bring me joy in a frightening worldI like you, internet friend.💛
Not an asshole in my book.
Literally me. Doesn't mean we are horrible people by choice. I end up being an asshole mostly by accident or by being extremely tired and fed up :(
Still I'm trying my best and I think you should to. Shit happens.
Upvoting this without commenting makes it seem like I approve, so idk your real life antics but based on what you say here I would be shocked if you were truly an asshole. But if you are maybe it's the good, tough love type of asshole who actually helps us all more than we realize.
You've never been an asshole to me at least so that's nice. Anyway if you wanna talk about it feel free to dm!
I would be too if I had to piss and shit and fuck through the same hole
Same for me. Why indeed. I try hard not to be and yet, here I am. I doubt you're actually an asshole, you seem pretty kind here, friend.
Wrong. If you're mean to yourself you know what that makes you? Cringe. And that's worse
what is an asshole?
Definition of asshole noun from the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary
asshole noun
(offensive, slang)
1 the anus
2 an offensive word for a person who you think is stupid or unpleasant❌ the anus
❌ an offensive word for a person who you think is stupid or unpleasanttherefore, not an asshole
what is a friend?
Definition of friend noun from the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary
1 a person you know well and like, and who is not usually a member of your family
2 a person who is on your list of contacts on a social media website
3 a person who supports an organization, a charity, etc., especially by giving or raising money; a person who supports a particular idea, etc.
4 a person who has the same interests and opinions as yourself, and who will help and support you
5 (often ironic) used to talk about or to somebody that you meet who is not actually a friend
6 (in the UK) used by a member of parliament to refer to another member of parliament or by a lawyer to refer to another lawyer in a court of law
7 Friend a member of the Society of Friends✅ a person you know well and like, and who is not usually a member of your family (though idk you that well)
⛔ a person who is on your list of contacts on a social media website (Hexbear doesn't really have that)
✅ a person who supports an organization, a charity, etc., especially by giving or raising money; a person who supports a particular idea, etc.
✅ a person who has the same interests and opinions as yourself, and who will help and support you
❌ (often ironic) used to talk about or to somebody that you meet who is not actually a friend
❌ (in the UK) used by a member of parliament to refer to another member of parliament or by a lawyer to refer to another lawyer in a court of law (bc
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❌ Friend a member of the Society of Friendstherefore, a good friend
. all of these points would probably apply to other ppl in relation to you so you are nowhere near an asshole!!You haven't been an asshole to me. Yet...
I am in no way turned on by this prospect.
