*the house is a coffin

  • asante [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    wait didn't he do that several times? pretty sure he:

    • let the US president get kidnapped twice by criminals (based, the secret service also sucked lmao)
    • accidentally gave Alaska back to Russia (they won it back with a DDR game)
    • caused several instances of collateral and property damage to the White House

    nvm, uncritical support to comrade Corey stalin-approval. he truly is in the house. should probably post about this revelation lol