• joshuaism [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Dear CEO of sex,

    If I pay $1500+tax for a teledildonic session with an up and coming bathwater gaming girl, am I still a virgin incel?

    • hamouy [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      in theory, no, but the fact that you pay taxes automatically turns you into a virgin SUPER-incel. Imagine being cucked by the state, instead of using our certified™ CuckTronic9002™