Protect the worm at all costs!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Maybe someone's partner has a compulsive sexual attraction to assassins

    Aka Lou Gehrig's Other Disease

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      And low enough standards for RFK Jr to count? It'd be so underwhelming if there's no mystique to it. Like saying you'll cook a romantic dinner for your partner and then giving them a piece of white bread. Technically it's food but I'd expect to be dumped for it.