• Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    4 months ago

    The 19-year-old Ruben Flores said Mogwarts introduced him to an intense but sensible skin care routine: a cleanser, a moisturizer with sunscreen, Retinol, a vitamin C serum, and caffeine eye serum.

    What the fuck is caffiene eye serum. Holy shit just get more sleep.

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    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Any half attractive girl over the age of 16 years old could have given you this routine and like 4 additional steps lmao...

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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        4 months ago

        Getting skincare advice from women

        -Possibly tricked into becoming a cat boy

        -Woke

        -Admitting they are maybe people

        Getting skincare advice from mewers

        -Chad and Sigma pilled

        -Hang out with other Chad's in training

        -Post photos of their near naked bodies asking for advice and validation

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      4 months ago

      I haven't seen it in serum form before, but I've used it in under-eye cream and it helps a little bit. Granted, trying to make me look like someone who gets a full 8 hours of sleep pretty much ever is a task tantamount to one of the Great Labors of Hercules, but it does sort of tighten up the skin and make my dark circles a little lighter. vivian-shrug

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Not sure I'd take a beauty routine from a place with "warts" in the name