It would smell like beanis

Smells strongly of blahaj that has never been washed and has been cuddled relentlessly for years. Alcohol has been spilled on it before and as a result smells a bit bready from all the yeast. The fur on the blahaj is a little crusty from salt from crying in one spot all the time, so obviously you can smell a hint of salt. The room has not been cleaned in a while, its dusty. Upon smelling, you sneeze

Yeah. OK.