• Owl [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Biden pledges to undo 2 million years of continental drift.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Listen Jack, I'm bringing back the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!

    Edit: someone else made the same joke already susie-blush

  • Storm [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Not trying to defend genocide Joe, but isn't he talking about putting them together again as business partners with electronics?

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      "I'm gonna go to South Korea and we're gonna get the chip... What are you doing? I'm gonna get Japan and Korea back together again after, y'know, a century and a half of hostilities toward one another since the end of World War II"

      As is common with recent Brandon quotes, it's so jumbled it's a little hard to guess exactly what he means, but it sounds like a little more than business partnership to me. Also, a century and a half since WW2? A century and a half would line up with an unequal treaty Japan imposed on Korea in 1876.

    • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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      2 months ago

      It's almost like this incredibly rightwing twitter account is spreading disinfo or something 🤔

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The monkey's paw curls as the Japanese and south Korean proletariat overthrow their comprador bourgeoisie and unite to form the Union of Pacific People's Republics. lathe-of-heaven