I got a game where you play as a piece of bread. I think it was called Toast?
Yeah, that didn't last too long as an installed game.
I got a game where you play as a piece of bread. I think it was called Toast?
Wait, was it "I Am Bread"?
Yep, figured that was the one lol. 😂
Bossa really loved making rage games. In fact, they made a sequel called "I Am Fish", where you control a fish in a fishbowl. I played that for 10 minutes and couldn't handle it anymore. The controls were a nightmare... far too clunky.
Oh my God, yes, the controls drove me mad.
I would play that stupid ass concept game more if it wasn't so fucking broken.
The concept turned into an actual fully-fledged game on Steam. It's one of the few Bossa Presents titles that actually got greenlit from their whole graveyard of "Protohype" games. That game... no. Never again. The controls literally sent me to the point where I wanted to break my controller. They shut down Worlds Adrift for this garbage streamer-bait.
I will be avoiding that game like the plague from here on out.
Now, this one may surprise you, but I recently bought Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League as a joke. And no, I did not pay $70 for the game. In fact, I bought it for a far more cheaper price on CDKeys since they were having a huge sale for North American/European game keys. Was on sale for roughly $16, a huge steal in my eyes. Like bro, $70 USD for this game? Yeah, no, I'm not paying that much if this game is in this state. Capped it only because I wanted to get it to laugh at it. I originally was planning to get it through the free Prime Gaming offer, but through past complications with Amazon charging us even after repeatedly cancelling our Prime subscription, I went against getting a free trial for Amazon Prime and we just ended up buying a digital Steam key.
I have been loving the game, in a very ironic way. I'm serious. I only bought the game to see how bad it truly was and to laugh at the game's bad design choices (mostly the lackluster story). I just wanted the game for shits and giggles, nothing serious. I only like the game because of how goddamn bad it is. Literally wanted to laugh out loud while I was playing through the first 2 hours. It's so bad, but hilariously bad. The story doesn't make sence, either - why was the Suicide Squad recruited by a literal FBI agent? I get that it's about the Justice League becoming evil and all, but it still doesn't make any sense to me.
Needless to say, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is a guilty pleasure of mine. Because I like laughing at it.
EXTRA NOTE: In short, save your money until there's a huge sale or another free offer. God save Rocksteady.
Also, of COURSE I got Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. My Steam library truly didn't feel complete until I got gifted the game.
I only wanted the game as a joke, not for any serious reasons. But dang, it's actually a fun time-waster.
I've bought that game quite some time ago as a meme
The devs behind it appearently started hosting contests for it so joined them for the heck of it.
Fps chess - not bad really, the mechanics are but thats part of the charm
Muck - made for a game jam, fun with friends
Retail royale - ikea themed battle royale, no more than 12 players online typically
The looker - satire game based on the watcher
Leaf blower revolution - cookie clicker style idle game with more engaging mechanics. Not bad really but a time waster fs
Unturned - just a classic but still silly
Lunch lady - group survival horror game, played it once, not great
Pearphone.io - fps game where you play as a pear shaped phone with a pear logo, no comment
Peasant royale - self explanatory I think
Rust
Pearphone.io - fps game where you play as a pear shaped phone with a pear logo, no comment
I was wondering if that was based off of the fictional phone in iCarly, and I was correct. Also, it is allegedly malware/a Bitcoin miner according to some Steam reviews, but this is unverifiable.
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked about it being malware lmao. I dont think I have ever ran it tho tbh
Krzyżacy - Knights of the Cross. But then it turned out it's not only hilarious but actually also have good gameplay, so i can recommend.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. It was on clearance and was pretty fun to pass the controller with a group of friends
Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death.
It’s not as bad as I expected.
When I was in high school I saw a game called "Prison Tycoon" in a shopping mall Babbages and bought it for my brother as a dumb Christmas gift. I was in the store with a friend and we were kind of in shock. I remember my friend making a comment like "The box cover is just a cop beating a black man with a baton, how many people are involved in getting a game stocked by shopping malls?"
I bought Ace of Seafood, in which you can play as many kinds of fish that all shoot lasers out or their mouths at other fish.
It's absolutely baffling but probably not how you'd expect.. I found it pretty technical and demanding. It's like a very serious game where you fly F16s and dogfight and destroy aircraft carriers except everything is fish. It's Japanese to the max.
I paid about £6 for it on the Switch, did not play it enough to get my moneysworth. But I think once you hear the concept, you will never stop thinking about it until you try it, so I was glad to be able to stop thinking about it.
