bashing the fash is table stakes. we ban anything even tangentially pro-fash.

Good.

don't be sectarian refers to useless inter-leftist infighting, which we don't allow.

Good

the outdoor cats thing is a joke about the very first argument on the website that escalated into a full-blown struggle session (whether vegans stop being vegans if they own outdoor cats - I can't even pretend to understand the argument).

Uh... I think I can, but I'm scared to check the logic. Might fry a circuit or three.