Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

Chihuahuas are yappy rats

Small dogs are uppity

The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal

Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    That reminds me of my old dog's opinion of different kinds of dogs:

    • Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things

    • Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons

    • Orange cats: acceptable dogs

    • Other cats: scary, mean dogs

    • Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable

    • Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird

    • Deer: the worst sort of dog

    • Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      Orange cats are a subgenre of dog just like orange dogs (foxes) are secretly cats.