Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

Chihuahuas are yappy rats

Small dogs are uppity

The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal

Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    That reminds me of my old dog's opinion of different kinds of dogs:

    • Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things

    • Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons

    • Orange cats: acceptable dogs

    • Other cats: scary, mean dogs

    • Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable

    • Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird

    • Deer: the worst sort of dog

    • Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Orange cats are a subgenre of dog just like orange dogs (foxes) are secretly cats.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    I thought it was golden retrievers they liked

    I think it's because labs and golden retrievers are the golden haired family dogs for the "tradition white suburbanite family" it has ties to racism and nationalism.

  • peppersky [he/him, any]
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    4 months ago

    The only acceptable dog is a random mutt you get from the shelter. If you have any other dog I'm judging you

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      I tried to get a rando mutt from the shelter but the person disqualified me for not having a fancy fenced in back yard and having to work to sustain myself. (I thinknit was more she thought I was straight person over the phone, misgendered me, and it went downhill once she realized it was a gay couple) It was emotionaly devistating.

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Seriously I'm never getting a pure bread. My sister dog is a total mutt, he's the size of a large raccoon but can run like 20 miles per hour and is so strong he nearly knocked me over playing tug of war once. I don't get why people want sickly mutant dogs, they have no quality of life.

    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      I used to have a random black lab from a shelter that was supposedly a mutt but looked just like a big black lab. He was my best friend and I miss him every day :(

    • hypercracker
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      4 months ago

      yeah real pet owners should have an out-of-control creature that shits everywhere and is a general menace to everybody within a 1 mile radius

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

    It's not really about the dog itself it's a lot about why an owner would specifically choose the dog that has this reputation. People say it's a "violent" breed, which is pretty much nonsense but nonetheless if someone believes it and specifically picks this breed it's a massive yikes

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      I would caution, pitbulls are exceptionally strong and have a tendency to not know their own strength and play rough. I do feel if you're gonna get one you have a duty to train it well because it can injury people, even without misbehaving.

      • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Yes totally, when I said they're not inherently violent it's not that they're not dangerous it's that they aren't more genetically predisposed to aggressivity than any other breed

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      I have 3 pitbull girfriends that are total love sponges. Not mine but friends family and they can be the sweetst things.

      • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Yeah it's all about how you raise them, a lot of people don't realise that tho and get pitbulls because they fantasize about owning a killing machine

  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    The real answer is that labs and golden retrievers are extremely good natured and thus good with kids. They thus became the default dog for a lot of people. I don't really care for either breed, personally, but that is why

    • gueybana [any]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      I like labs, I just think all dogs are good dogs.

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Their agreeableness also means they get used in advertising and media a lot. It's better to have a calm, easier to train dog on an active TV set. Hence a lot of dog food adds and family sitcoms have a golden retriever as the star pet.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I like Lab based mutts. As labs, like all proper breeds have a lot of issues.

  • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Labs are kind of the best dogs though, I love them. I love all dogs but labs do sort of push a light switch in my brain, they're just so adorable. Golden retrievers don't even really hit the same, despite being similar. Labs are just so good though, you know?

    Amend to state very pro lab based mutt which in my experience just tend to be an easy, good breed of dog for whatever purpose you want a dog for.

    • gueybana [any]
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      4 months ago

      They really are the all-purpose dog