Wienermobile crashes on Tri-State Tollway near Oak Brook — but 'Hotdoggers' safe
The Wienermobile and a car were both going north on the tollway when the Wienermobile struck the car, lost control and rolled over, Illinois State Police said. No injuries were reported.
Nah, my dude just wants a belly rub
DO NOT RUB THE WEINER
Somehow getting arrested for rubbing a car in a sexual manner. Happens all the time, but this car is phallic and therefore not ok to sensually caress in the middle of a freeway.