I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
Oh yeah, my first time was nice. We were at a cool (very queer) party with a bunch of my friends (I still have a few polaroids from it! physical images, imagine). I thought it was really sweet that they checked if I was under the influence first (they didn't want to take advantage of me). We had a good time!
Still have yet to have sex with an AFAB person, interestingly enough.
Well, there's kinda some asterisks to this, but I don't really want to get into that.
it's okay, blowjobs count as sex if you wanna bump those numbers up
Wtf why couldn't this be me???