"Secret Service tells Trump campaign that they are not confident in their ability to do their job"

No more grass touching

I have always wondered if we would end up in a world where our presidents are kept in a secret bunker for their full terms, and what that would do to their already poor overall mental health.

Seems like the SS is working on it.

The rest of Trump's presidential campaign will just be an increasingly absurd series of near misses. A bullet grazes the tip of his finger as he raises it in the air. One shaves off an eyebrow. A bomb goes off but the podium catches all the shrapnel.

They are gonna do the exact opposite lol.