Guamer [she/her] to badposting • 2 months agoEveryone talks about accidentally shitting when you're just trying to fart, but what about the inverse: Only farting when you're trying to take a shit?message-squaremessage-square8 fedilinkarrow-up122
arrow-up122message-squareEveryone talks about accidentally shitting when you're just trying to fart, but what about the inverse: Only farting when you're trying to take a shit?Guamer [she/her] to badposting • 2 months agomessage-square8 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarewtypstanaccount04 [he/him]hexbear10·2 months agoHere I sit, broken-hearted Meant to shit but only farted link
Here I sit, broken-hearted
Meant to shit but only farted