Photographer: "grow a shitty goatie to cover your weak chin and make a smirking face like a dumbass"
Model:
Longboards have never been, and will never be, as cool as twin tip boards
Great if you live somewhere with uneven pavement and lots of hills, though
You wont be saying that when the mechanized e-board division liberates DC
I have slight boobies but they're proportional to my burly man belly. I am not trying to grow them though
Being the "new punk rock" is woefully short sighted given how punk very much died and has been impossible to resurrect ever since.
It also exposes the age of the demographic of a lot of these conservative youth outreach grifts. It's mostly targetted at boomers who want the movement to live on, which is why their idea of "cool" and "subversive" is a movement from 50 years ago.
A movement from 50 years ago predominantly made up of anarchists they're now railing against lmao
This is the kinda guy you watch at the park attempt an ollie for three hours, snap his board in half, and never come back.
This guy only hangs out with other baby-faced daddy's boys wearing suits that don't fit at campus republican meetings, crosses the street when he sees a black person, would get scared and leave immediately if he was hanging out with people and they lit a blunt
love the brand new skateboard with 50 of the same stickers on it plus zero skid or roll marks anywhere. BADASS!
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