My parents took out a mortgage to buy a house.

I took out a mortgage to buy a pizza.

Milk?

What a pampered generation.

If you're so hungry just go to a local place where they do woodcutting of some sort and ask for some free sawdust. Add water. Free calories. See? Kids now days are just scared of a little innovation and splinters on their tongue

Want another free one? Get some bags of lawn clippings- fresh, for this soft generation. More free calories. Too good to eat grass? "Oh it doesn't have enough calories! Oh my body can't break down grass, and I feel sick and keep puking!" Your lack of commitment makes me puke. Cows live on grass. Are you dumber than a cow? Checkmate, zoomers