• footfaults [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      Pence was crucial in securing the /r/deadbedrooms vote

      That constituency has been secured so it was time to expand to the furniture fucker bloc

    • AernaLingus [any]
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      3 months ago

      I think you mean, "Pence can barely fuck Mother." Also he must be filled with uncontrollable lust if he can't allow himself to dine alone with another woman.