• autismdragon [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    11 months ago

    I mean, thats one of the cool things about Skyrim (and other Elder Scrolls games to my knowledge). All the NPCs have houses. Yeah,. its still too small for a "city" population wise. But at least everyone lives somewhere and has a bed.

      • Redcat [he/him]
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        edit-2
        11 months ago

        even basic healing spells reset your gastrointestinal systems so nobody needs to poop if they don't wanna

        ^actual, possible kirkbride fan canon

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          edit-2
          11 months ago

          That actually sounds really useful if you're riding a horse long distance or something in armour. Must be a pain having to dismount and then get all the armour off to do your business, that's also exactly when the vampires would attack.

            • Awoo [she/her]
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              11 months ago

              I want a mod for this. Where is the task schedule where the NPCs collect their buckets and toss them out the window? Where are the piles in the streets? When I cast an explosive/concussive spell in the city I want to see shit flying everywhere.

              • SerLava [he/him]
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                11 months ago

                Look for it under the "all NPCs taking a twice daily shit" mod (with the "only women shit optional file") that almost certainly exists on nexus mods

                  • SerLava [he/him]
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                    11 months ago

                    It's not that I think it's normal for a person to shit twice per day.

                    It's that there is absolutely no chance that the author of such a mod would settle for 24 hours between shits. None at all.