If you're having trouble being normal try starting a band. Starting a band is very cool and normal. If you are still struggling - have your band take a bunch of photos in front of nazi flags. This will signal to everyone how normal you are.

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  • buh [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I’ll fuck as many couches as i damn well please

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  • Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one
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    4 months ago

    Just accept that the podcast class are a necessary evil who will have to be [redacted] once they fulfill their historic purpose, and you can stop worrying about this sort of thing

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  • I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    why do we have two former YPG members who talk about Epstein: one blasting into relevance over his "suicide" by vaguely summarizing news related to it, then pivoting to a "be normal" podcast that regurgitates... trendy finance news? the other mysteriously finding a second black book on ebay with mossad names missing and getting promoted by the daily beast, before pivoting to a patriotic communist in the imperial core?

    should I be worried or just focus on Being Normal?

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  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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    You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.

    Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

    Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

    You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...

    End. This. Nightmare.

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    You're the most normal already! As normal people always think about when a punk band that nobody has heard of did an ironic photo in front of swastikas decades ago.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    Nah I can't front I'm pretty weird, I think Dark Souls 2 was the best game Fromsoft ever made mob-bashful