Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her] to chapotraphouse • 5 months agoElon Musk Accepts Challenge to Fight Nicholas Maduroexternal-linkmessage-square52 fedilinkarrow-up195file-text
arrow-up195external-linkElon Musk Accepts Challenge to Fight Nicholas MaduroZuzak [fae/faer, she/her] to chapotraphouse • 5 months agomessage-square52 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAmericaDeserved711 [any]hexbear80·5 months ago “If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars,” he said. lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket link
minus-squaremiz [any, any]hexbear67·5 months agoif Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela link
minus-squareHestia [she/her, love/loves]hexbear66·5 months agoMaduro beating the shit out of Elon and taking all his money would be hilarious link
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]hexbear6·edit-25 months agoI don't think VZLA needs all that debt-ridden and useless stock. link
minus-squareBurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear38·edit-25 months ago that's even more ridiculous! "If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars" link
minus-squarequarrk [he/him]hexbear31·5 months agoHe will step down as dictator but retain his office as president link
lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket
if Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela
Maduro beating the shit out of Elon and taking all his money would be hilarious
This is the reality I want to live in
I don't think VZLA needs all that debt-ridden and useless stock.
"If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"
He will step down as dictator but retain his office as president