sicko-yes

    • gueybana [any]
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      3 months ago

      God dude that would be so fucking glorious. Titty head going to Venezuela thinking he’s getting into an octogon like some dumbfuck only to get aressted with no extradition

  • AmericaDeserved711 [any]
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    3 months ago

    “If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars,” he said.

    lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket

    • miz [any, any]
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      3 months ago

      if Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      michael-laugh that's even more ridiculous!

      "If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      He will step down as dictator but retain his office as president

    • BlueMagaChud [any]
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      3 months ago

      for real, countdown until my-hero "gets covid" or whatever excuse

    • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Last time he pussed out because Zuck was going to rock his weird fat torso. If I remember correctly, his actual mommy got involved to try and save face for him 😂🤣😭

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I tend to give a degree of critical support to Maduro, but him taking out Elon Musk would literally make him the best president of this century.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    3 months ago

    he will never follow through with it but has to act tough for his white supremacist audience

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Wasn't he a bus driver? I'm sure he had to deal with some unruly shit

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I'm 100% sure this doesn't happen, but if there's one world leader over the age of 50 I wouldn't want to get into a fistfight with, it's Maduro. The dude is 6'3" and looks like the kind of guy who throws absolute sledgehammers.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      3 months ago

      Elon is about 6'2" though I think.

      What it comes down to is:

      bus driver labor union leader (in a continent where union leaders often meet grisly fates), involved with militant leftist groups, who also at one point worked as a bodyguard to a presidential candidate

      versus... a billionaire mall ninja

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      Not only that, but in my experience latam bus drivers are some hard-ass motherfuckers with zero chill. It's pretty much a requirement of the job. Chuds and liberals like to clown on Maduro for having worked as a bus driver, but he's the kind of person i'd last want to fighy.

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    We need to create a bot army to try to convince Elon that it'll be so epic if he does it in Venezuela so Maduro can kill that man and get away with it

  • miz [any, any]
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    3 months ago

    countdown until his mom makes an excuse for him