sicko-yes

  • AmericaDeserved711 [any]
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    4 months ago

    “If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars,” he said.

    lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket

    • miz [any, any]
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      4 months ago

      if Musk loses he should have to sign over all his assets to Venezuela

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      michael-laugh that's even more ridiculous!

      "If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      He will step down as dictator but retain his office as president

    • BlueMagaChud [any]
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      4 months ago

      for real, countdown until my-hero "gets covid" or whatever excuse

    • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      Last time he pussed out because Zuck was going to rock his weird fat torso. If I remember correctly, his actual mommy got involved to try and save face for him 😂🤣😭

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    I tend to give a degree of critical support to Maduro, but him taking out Elon Musk would literally make him the best president of this century.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    4 months ago

    he will never follow through with it but has to act tough for his white supremacist audience

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Wasn't he a bus driver? I'm sure he had to deal with some unruly shit

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I'm 100% sure this doesn't happen, but if there's one world leader over the age of 50 I wouldn't want to get into a fistfight with, it's Maduro. The dude is 6'3" and looks like the kind of guy who throws absolute sledgehammers.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      4 months ago

      Elon is about 6'2" though I think.

      What it comes down to is:

      bus driver labor union leader (in a continent where union leaders often meet grisly fates), involved with militant leftist groups, who also at one point worked as a bodyguard to a presidential candidate

      versus... a billionaire mall ninja

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Not only that, but in my experience latam bus drivers are some hard-ass motherfuckers with zero chill. It's pretty much a requirement of the job. Chuds and liberals like to clown on Maduro for having worked as a bus driver, but he's the kind of person i'd last want to fighy.

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    We need to create a bot army to try to convince Elon that it'll be so epic if he does it in Venezuela so Maduro can kill that man and get away with it

  • miz [any, any]
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    4 months ago

    countdown until his mom makes an excuse for him