God dude that would be so fucking glorious. Titty head going to Venezuela thinking he’s getting into an octogon like some dumbfuck only to get aressted with no extradition
If only. Musk will cancel just like the zuck fight he wanted to do
“If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars,” he said.
lmao what a sweet deal for Maduro, his winning prize is getting incinerated in a SpaceX rocket
Maduro beating the shit out of Elon and taking all his money would be hilarious
I don't think VZLA needs all that debt-ridden and useless stock.
that's even more ridiculous!"If i win - you have to step down from political office you've been elected to. If i lose - you get absolutely nothing because I'm never going to send shit to mars"
Last time he pussed out because Zuck was going to rock his weird fat torso. If I remember correctly, his actual mommy got involved to try and save face for him 😂🤣😭
I tend to give a degree of critical support to Maduro, but him taking out Elon Musk would literally make him the best president of this century.
nah, it’ll be “i don’t like melon, but you have to support 99% hitler”
shityes, but in the liberal mind everyone to the left of them is 100% hitler
"I don't support petty dictators with fragile egos who violently put down any criticism or opposition"
So you support Maduro?
he will never follow through with it but has to act tough for his white supremacist audience
Yeah, he never fought Zuckerberg. Dude will just keep doing the "Fight me, Bro!" routine for the rest of his days.
there is a 100% chance that Maduro has been in a fist fight before
Wasn't he a bus driver? I'm sure he had to deal with some unruly shit
I'm 100% sure this doesn't happen, but if there's one world leader over the age of 50 I wouldn't want to get into a fistfight with, it's Maduro. The dude is 6'3" and looks like the kind of guy who throws absolute sledgehammers.
Elon is about 6'2" though I think.
What it comes down to is:
bus driver labor union leader (in a continent where union leaders often meet grisly fates), involved with militant leftist groups, who also at one point worked as a bodyguard to a presidential candidate
versus... a billionaire mall ninja
Not only that, but in my experience latam bus drivers are some hard-ass motherfuckers with zero chill. It's pretty much a requirement of the job. Chuds and liberals like to clown on Maduro for having worked as a bus driver, but he's the kind of person i'd last want to fighy.
Maduro would roll him up into a donut hole and dunk him in his coffee
We need to create a bot army to try to convince Elon that it'll be so epic if he does it in Venezuela so Maduro can kill that man and get away with it
We will arrest whoever we want! Deal with it.
"gets covid" or whatever excuse
