People are saying, "Donald Trump is the new Dallas Keuchel!" Not me, I would never say that. Are you kidding me? He won a Cy Young and a ring folks! But he lost his stuff! Very sad. Very, very sad. He tried to come back, with White Sox, and Arizona, and Texas, and Twins and Brewers, but he could never find the stuff he had in Houston again. Now he's playing in Japan, can you believe it? That handsome guy, with that beard leaving our great country? But it happened. It happened. Great country though, Japan. I was very good friends with Mr. Shinzo
Ab-ayyyyyy. But that whacko with that doohickey, well, did what he did and now, you know what? I do miss him, I do miss him a lot. That was a national tragedy for Japan, I will say that. Great work ethic by that sicko though!
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Nooo he lost his fast ball. His old self could have played this hand better
People are saying, "Donald Trump is the new Dallas Keuchel!" Not me, I would never say that. Are you kidding me? He won a Cy Young and a ring folks! But he lost his stuff! Very sad. Very, very sad. He tried to come back, with White Sox, and Arizona, and Texas, and Twins and Brewers, but he could never find the stuff he had in Houston again. Now he's playing in Japan, can you believe it? That handsome guy, with that beard leaving our great country? But it happened. It happened. Great country though, Japan. I was very good friends with Mr. Shinzo Ab-ayyyyyy. But that whacko with that doohickey, well, did what he did and now, you know what? I do miss him, I do miss him a lot. That was a national tragedy for Japan, I will say that. Great work ethic by that sicko though!
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It's funny how that's basically the whole system now
The onle reason anyone looks good is because the other guy looks worse