Dude blundered into what could have been one of the photos of the decade but still managed to lose all his steam. They probably would have cut Biden months ago if they knew it would pull the rug out from under Trump's campaign like this.
? maybe I'm crazy, but this seems like a wild take
The thunder from Trump's assassination attempt was stolen by Biden stepping down
If Biden had stepped down and let Kamala take over sooner, and crazy dude (who wasn't shooting about anybody or anything in particular, afaik - dude was just shooting at whoever was closest) still shot at Trump on the same date, I truly believe the Dems would be fucked.
It is only the fickle nature of our news cycle (plus the fact that she ascended after the attempt on Trump's life) that's keeping her afloat.
Will be super interesting to see what happens in a couple months once the novelty wears off.
Yeah maybe, but news cycle aside, it kind of feels like the Trump campaign was just totally unprepared to take on anyone except Biden. It will definitely be an interesting few months, maybe the republicans will rally and democrats will find out how weird Kamala actually is? Who knows. All I know is that I'm disappointed I don't get to watch Genocide Joe suffer through another debate.
Washed up psycho Donald Trump has a problem... His posts are no longer "hot"
Can Gordon Ramsay, with the help of the Queer Eye guys, get him back on road to the nomination?
He's spent the last four years complaining about losing, and he picked up it's stink.
It's easier to be funny when your opponent is a shambling corpse I guess.
Nooo he lost his fast ball. His old self could have played this hand better
People are saying, "Donald Trump is the new Dallas Keuchel!" Not me, I would never say that. Are you kidding me? He won a Cy Young and a ring folks! But he lost his stuff! Very sad. Very, very sad. He tried to come back, with White Sox, and Arizona, and Texas, and Twins and Brewers, but he could never find the stuff he had in Houston again. Now he's playing in Japan, can you believe it? That handsome guy, with that beard leaving our great country? But it happened. It happened. Great country though, Japan. I was very good friends with Mr. Shinzo Ab-ayyyyyy. But that whacko with that doohickey, well, did what he did and now, you know what? I do miss him, I do miss him a lot. That was a national tragedy for Japan, I will say that. Great work ethic by that sicko though!
Yeah Trump is definitely not where he was at in 2016. He only looked good standing next to Biden.
It's funny how that's basically the whole system now
The onle reason anyone looks good is because the other guy looks worse
Letting the Biden team schedule a debate before the DNC may become an all-time bag fumble
He allowed the Dems to replace the only person in America who was sure to lose against him
Lmao are we sure this is Donald? This is completely indistinguishable from your average unhinged Facebook boomerpost.
"Barack HUSSEIN Obama" dusting off the classics, I see.
Low energy. They took away his ability to post, and now his poster’s muscle has atrophied to the point of uselessness.
Look what they did to my boy.
Kamabla?
Umm... Okay, trying not to think too hard, his shit operates at like a fourth grade level. Does he mean Kama-blah? Because it reads like a typo, or like he's trying to say her name while really congested.
Ha, thank you, thank you. Do I win anything? Tokens for future turns on the lathe?
the truth(tm) app started lagging and he just kept typing
Kamablah would be alright by his standards, sundowned, but he has to post better in general to stand any chance. It does not roll off the tongue though.
still can't come up with a zinger for kamala because copmala would offend his hogs
power waning
Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.
He's really flailing around trying to find something that lands and the magic just isn't there. This just radiates big mad loser energy.
Donny my boy you can do better than this
