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        • bloopernova@programming.dev
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          1 year ago

          -_-

          Ah, the old "out of context / different context" excuse. And that context is never explained, either.

          I'm gen-x. I grew up in a "different context" in the UK and cringe when I think of some of the stuff I said as a kid/teen. I've grown the fuck up though, and taken responsibility for being a better person than I once was. Part of that is apologizing to groups I once repeated slurs about. I don't understand why someone wouldn't apologize.

          "Oh, crap, yeah I understand how that is offensive now. I am sorry and I will do better in future." <-- how difficult is that?

  • HornyOnMain
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    1 year ago

    Roaming gangs of women should be allowed to step on men (physically) and berate them at the same time in the name of equality and smashing patriarchy

    Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesfyesyesyrsyesyesyesyesyesyesyeseyedyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyedyedyrsyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

    But also they should step on other women too like me 🥺

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    All jokes aside, I can't imagine a task more joyless and soul crushing than trying to make a conservative laugh.

    • duderium [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      All you have to say is “I identify as an attack helicopter” and “you can’t say anything these days” and they shower you with money, what’s not to like? /s

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Do you know the one about the attack helicopter? Funniest shit I've ever heard.

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    First one is your opener for sure, then you can segway into some family court jokes.

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      • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Why they call it “child support” when the checks all end up in my ex-wife’s bank account, am I right, fellas?!

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    The LGBTSA is a winning idea from a security AND morale perspective.

    Who knows better where you can cram contraband, and it will be nice to see someone enjoy the patdown for once.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The homophobic Muslim bit should end with the two of them making out

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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    1 year ago

    "No fault divorce is the worst thing ever. Fellas, when you marry your woman, she is yours. It's like the day you bring home a new rescue dog - you picked them, now they're yours. They don't just get to leave, m I rite guys?"

    That hurt to type im sorry

  • Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    Father introduces different son and daughter each year at Christmas party (the kid changes gender and age annually)

    Honestly we love to see it, genderfluid pog