• Ildsaye [they/them]
      ·
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      US SENATOR: Foreign campaign funds? I thought you guys were our allies.

      ISRAELI CIVIL SOCIETY ORG DIRECTOR: Mhmhm Yeees, that's what we wanted you to think! presses button embedded in his desk

      ISRAELI CIVIL SOCIETY ORG DIRECTOR's name card flips over with the sound of a motorized whir, revealing that his name is actually VLADIMIR PUTIN