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minus-squareHexamerous [none/use name]hexbear34·4 months ago"WE PUT JIMMY IN THE DEEP SEBERIAN THUNDRA!" camera boom pans out to bird sperpective "HE HAVE EVRYHTING HE NEEDS!" pands along compressed meal survival rations, watertank and a stack of theory books "IF HE WANT TO SURIVEVE HE*LL NEED TO FIND FULE TO FIGTH OFF THE COLD!" shot of tiny little wood stove in the drafty barracks and an axe "HE'LL GET $10 FOR EVRY DAY HE SURVIVES! holds up ten one-dollar bills for camera while soyfacing "IF HE TRIES TO FLEE, THIS SCHOCK COLOR WILL DELIVER 10'000v!" jimmy get's pushed out from a van that quickly drives off "THIS IS ... THE 100 YEAR GULAG CHALLANGE!" link
minus-squaresweatersocialist [comrade/them]hexbear21·4 months agothis one sounds hard, he might have to go beast mode to finish it (going beast mode is when you don't pay your workers and then message a minor) link
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]hexbear6·edit-24 months agoWait what's up, there's a minor with this guy too? link
minus-squarebooty [he/him]hexbear18·4 months agoI like the implication that he can give up on the challenge any time. But the alternative is worse... link
"WE PUT JIMMY IN THE DEEP SEBERIAN THUNDRA!"
camera boom pans out to bird sperpective
"HE HAVE EVRYHTING HE NEEDS!"
pands along compressed meal survival rations, watertank and a stack of theory books
"IF HE WANT TO SURIVEVE HE*LL NEED TO FIND FULE TO FIGTH OFF THE COLD!"
shot of tiny little wood stove in the drafty barracks and an axe
"HE'LL GET $10 FOR EVRY DAY HE SURVIVES!
holds up ten one-dollar bills for camera while soyfacing
"IF HE TRIES TO FLEE, THIS SCHOCK COLOR WILL DELIVER 10'000v!"
jimmy get's pushed out from a van that quickly drives off
"THIS IS ... THE 100 YEAR GULAG CHALLANGE!"
this one sounds hard, he might have to go beast mode to finish it (going beast mode is when you don't pay your workers and then message a minor)
Wait what's up, there's a minor with this guy too?
I like the implication that he can give up on the challenge any time. But the alternative is worse...
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