For those of you that have seen the Val Kilmer/Marlon Brando movie The Island of Dr. Moreau, you may remember the part near the end where the question is asked "you are a god, and he is a god, and he is also a god, but which of you is god... number... one?" and it caused a collapse of what little cohesion the god-killing group had.
I predict something similar on Monday because I highly doubt two notoriously Main Character brained billionaires will, or even can, share the spotlight without feeling threatened by their counterpart.
The gravitational pull of their egos is so strong, it will create a black hole. The formation of the black hole causes massive tidal forces, leading to earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis on a global scale.
The formation of the black hole will lead to a conversation about DEI
" The black hole was selected due to it's lack of colour! Pure DEI hiring and discrimination against white holes!
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White holes are like white culture. Not proven to exist
The bazingas promised us a singularity.
We're getting one... a cringe singularity.